woman's rights

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Jersey Shore

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Samantha

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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knock knock come in

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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brandon ya twwat

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hey bill!

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