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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

women's rights.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

pineapples

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead