How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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