An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Jaden McMichael

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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