- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Their, they're, there You're, your

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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