How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Doorbell salesman.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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i'm funny

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Chinese drivers.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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