five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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