Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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It's long!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Tell you something funny.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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