- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

women's rights

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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