Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Roey Jegen

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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