There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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