A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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she wasn't 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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