- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Land Rovers

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

why is john so fat years of over eating

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Pickles

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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