- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

you and your family will die tonight

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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