What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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she wasn't 18

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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knock, knock come in

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Anti Joke

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