Deadly cancer.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Knock knock, Come in...

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Men, get on the boat.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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