--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Chicken

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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