Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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woman's rights

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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