What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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