- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Win and Beau have no friends

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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