I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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whats black? a black man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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