- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Mmmmmmmmbutch

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

A guy has cancer. He dies.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Its true, he didnt write that!!

A seal walks into a club.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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