- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why? Whats wrong?

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What's funnier than 24? 25

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Welcome to die!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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