- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whale's vagina

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Maturity is a virtue.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

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