- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

THIS IS an anti-joke.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

dead battery come on down

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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