What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

yo mama's so fat!!!

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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