Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

this girl died

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did I get raped

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

thumb_up thumb_down -16

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

BOOBALANBOO

thumb_up thumb_down -22

you and your family will die tonight

thumb_up thumb_down -22

You know what is not cool? Fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops