Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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