how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Hi Shelby!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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