Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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hi

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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your mum

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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