- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Kenny died. The Bastards.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

I can't see my forehead

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

A baby seal walks into a club.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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