what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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