What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Spell: “This word”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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