Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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your father died

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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