Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's funnier than 24? 25

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Hi Shelby!!

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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