a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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