- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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