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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

That's not what she said.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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