Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

what's worst than being gay? being black

i saw your mom, i said hi

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

when debbie meets downer

Netflix and chill

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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