- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

I can't see my forehead

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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