Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Obama

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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