roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Penis

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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hi

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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