Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Shit!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Dogs in my home.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

The weels on the bus go...flat

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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