Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Men, get on the boat.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Is this where I type the joke?

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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