Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Knock knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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