Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What's worse than cancer? Death.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

I saw a poor man named rich

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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