- Anti Joke

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

U ALL LIAK DIK

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Yes. Just Yes.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Women have the right to vote.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Obamacare haters

Sophie Cameron is Gay

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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