What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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