whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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she wasn't 18

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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knock, knock come in

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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