What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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i like tits

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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