Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Anti Joke

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