- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Penis

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Gay's rights

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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