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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Do you believe this will change?

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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