- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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