- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A baby seal walks into a club.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

That's not what she said.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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