you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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this is not a joke

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did the book disappear?

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Anti Joke

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