- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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