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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

1+1 =? Too

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Two guys walk into a bar.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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