- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

a man walks into a prostitute.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Wade

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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