Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Michael Castillo is gay

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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The Barackness Monster

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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