If life throws you melons... ouch

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Strawberries!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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