What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

U ALL LIAK DIK

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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