Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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A women president

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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bitches be crafty.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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