A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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she wasn't 18

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Drunk irish man

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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knock, knock come in

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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