- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Women's Rights.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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