What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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