- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

Please Rape William Wright

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Snausages.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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