Please Rape William Wright

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Snausages.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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