Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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