- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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