- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

The Braves win the N.L. east

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

a potato flew around my room

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