- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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