How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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