- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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