Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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