what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

Knock Knock.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

FUCK YOU NEVEN

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Women's Rights.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Anti Joke

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