- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Your mom.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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