- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Your mom.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

whats purple and savage? Barney!

knock knock!! kanye west

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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