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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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My name is Harry.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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